As part of our support of Comic Relief, the children have been asked to share jokes to the class, with the winner going forward to perform their joke in assembly. We had a good laugh, but also explained the message behind comic relief and the impact their donations would make.
Here is a selection of our class jokes:
Why couldn’t the bicycle ride? It was too tyred!
What did the police officer say to his tummy? You’re under a vest
Why are zebras bad at baseball? Three stripes and they’re out.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Where does a sheep go for a haircut? The baaaaaaarbers
What’s a rabbit’s favourite type of music? Hip Hop
The person went to the doctors and the person said, “I feel like a pair of curtains.”
And the doctor said, “Pull yourself together!”
Why did the sheep get away from the police? Because he’s been baaaaaaaad boy!
Why did the deer have no eyes? No idea!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
It doesn’t matter, it’s pointless!
What was the elf’s first lesson at school? The elfabet!
Article 27: You have the right to food, clothing, a safe place to live and to have your basic needs met. You should not be disadvantaged so that you can’t do many of the things other kids can do.